Apart from our other official sponsors, the Hudson Valley Debate Union has its own official mascot, namely:
Anteyka, the official pooch of the HVDU, sunning himself at the yacht club
He’s twelve years old now. We’ve been best buddies since he was a pup. He wants you to know — he’s a Min Pin, not a chihuahua, so just lay off the “Yo quiero Taco Bell” remarks.
He also has his own anthem. It goes to this tune, and it has these words:
Anteyka is the greatest dog
The greatest in the world.
There are no other greater dogs.
No, that would be absurd.
He beat off coward pit bull bite
Whose owner is a shame
The bravest canine on the Earth
Anteyka is his name!
No greater pooch in all the world
Anteyka is his name!
Yes, he survived a pit bull attack in 2001. Remind me to tell you about it sometime.
